anesthesia=funny

Autumn was so funny when she came out of her procedure. She had a pillow that she fell in love with. She wanted this pillow so bad and insisted on taking it home. I told her she couldn't and we left. When I got her in the car She tried to get money from my purse to go back in and buy the pillow. She insisted it was the best pillow in the whole world. Then she was hungry so we went to Burger King. She was going on and on about this pillow. Once I got her a chicken sandwich she told me it was the best sandwich in the world and began to cry. I asked her what was wrong and she told me she was eating a dead chicken and was so sad. but  it was the best dead chicken in the whole world. She told me when she gets to Heaven she is going to find that chicken tell it thank you for being the best chicken sandwich ever and that she was sorry she ate it. Then she told me she wanted a long necked dinosaur she was going to name Joseph in Heaven and teach him to be a slide so everyone could slide down his neck. All the while she still kept bringing up the pillow. Her mood was between really happy and really sad. She also told me she didn't think her dogs or Tymber loved her and that she didn't want Hope to get fat and weigh 300 pounds.The day before she went in she made me promise I wouldn't let her have her cell phone if she was silly, so I took it away from her. She got mad at me and told me she was fine and I was being mean and next time she was going to make me sign a contract saying I wouldn't steel her phone and hold it hostage.

 The whole thing was pretty hilarious. She came home and slept while I went into town and was back to normal when I got home. Although she admitted she secretly still wishes she had the pillow .