No refunds

Autumn and I were talking and I told her I was going to kill Tymber ( this is after Tym has been grounded for a week for not cleaning the basement, then made a huge mess in it again) Hope was listening and pipes up you can't kill Tymber, I asked her why, "there are no refunds mom" I asked her what she meant "mom if you kill Tymber she will die and go to heaven, there are no refunds we will never get her back and she is to young to die" oops, bad mom I had to explain to her I wasn't really going to kill Tym it was just a figure of speech and I was just mad at her.
She is a crack up. Also she has been telling me what she wants for her Birthday, I might add it isn't until September but hey a girl can never plan to far ahead I guess. She saw a mud pie maker on tv... a what? are you serious they are really trying to sell you something to make mud pies?

Now your little ones will make perfect mud pies with the help of this outdoor kitchen set. It features a hand-crank mud mixer that pivots up and down just like mom's. There's also a real working sink that uses a water reservoir; simply pump button for water release. Includes sink strainer, shaker and lid, pie mold/tin, large mixing bowl, mixing spoon/scoop, measuring cup and cutting board. Some assembly required. Measures 22" L x 14" W x 28 1 /4" H. One-year warranty. For ages 2 and up. All for the price of 39.95

Um I don't think so, my kids have plenty of dirt and plenty of water and imagination to be spending 40.00 to make mud pies. I told her she was out of her mind. Her reply was but mommy I really really want it. I told her I really really wanted a million dollars and that isn't going to happen. She said but mommy if you buy it for me I promise I will get you a million dollars for your birthday. Ahhh to be 5 years old and have life be that simple and that cut and dried. What a cutie she is.